Title: Dr Kane, Relationship Therapist
Author: obscuredmemory
Pairing: Jonathan Toews/Patrick Kane, Sidney Crosby/Evgeni Malkin
Word Count (total): 7516
Rating: R
Warnings: Excessive profanity, sexual situations, sexual innuendo including bondage references, insults that are meant affectionately, fluff, stupid boys being stupid.
Summary: Kaner is ( Read more... )

I wrote two ficlets recently, so I thought I'd link them here.

title: damned if I don't want to kiss you, hard
rating: NC-17
pairing: Jonathan Toews/Patrick Kane
summary: "Shut," Johnny grits out, "--the fuck up."

Read it at the AO3 or on LJtitle: Tradition ( Read more... )

Title: Keeping Balanced
Pairings: Kane/Toews, some Seabrook/Keith 
Rating: Ummmm....NC17?
Summary: Patrick doesn’t want to be in love with Jonathan, so he devises a four-step plan to stop it.

Part 1:  http://ice-hot-13.livejournal.com/23806.html 
Part 2:  http://ice-hot-13.livejournal.com/24482.html
Part 3:  http://ice-hot-13.livejournal.com/24734.html
Part ( Read more... )

Title: Keeping Balanced
Pairings: Kane/Toews, some Seabrook/Keith 
Rating: Ummmm....NC17?
Summary: Patrick doesn’t want to be in love with Jonathan, so he devises a four-step plan to stop it.

Part 1: http://ice-hot-13.livejournal.com/23806.html 

Title: The Secret Circle
Author: obscuredmemory
Word Count: 3178
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Gratuitous profanity, and sexual innuendos.
Pairings: Taylor Hall/Ryan Nugent-Hopkins, with mentions of Jonathan Toews/Patrick Kane
Summary: Ryan and Hallsy had only been in an official relationship - at least, as official as a relationship between two NHLers ( Read more... )

Title: You Never Take Advice
Author: sherlockelly
Pairing/Team: T.J. Oshie / Jonathan Toews, Jonathan Toews / Himself; UND Fighting Sioux
Rating: R
Word Count: 1,934
Disclaimer: Real people, fake story.
Summary: T.J. walks in on Jonathan enjoying some alone time, but the real take away point is that T.J. was right.
A/N: For pass_shoot_porn, was tagged with “cold as ice” by mistokath13 ( Read more... )

Title: Bienvenue à Montréal, Chapter 2

Distribution: My Site

Pairings: Alex Ovechkin(Capitals)/Evgeni Malkin(Penguins)/Ilya Kovalchuk(Thrashers), Steve Stamkos(Lightning)/Nick Backstrom(Capitals), Mike Komisarek(Canadiens)/Alex Ovechkin(Capitals)/Rick Nash(Blue Jackets), Blake Wheeler(Bruins)/Marc Savard(Bruins), Joe Thornton(Sharks)/Marc Savard( ( Read more... )

Title: Hat Trick

Distribution: My (New and Improved) Site

Pairing: Patrick Kane(pov)/Johnathan Toews (Chicago Blackhawks)

Rating: NC-17 smut

Disclaimer: This is fiction. It didn't happen

Summary: Johnny gets a little souvenir.

A/N: This is quick smut because I am working on a pretty big story right now. Takes place right after Towes got his first hat ( Read more... )

Pairing: Jonathan Toews/Patrick Kane.

Team: Chicago Blackhawks.

Rating: NC-17, I think. (Let me know if I’m wrong, please.)

Disclaimer: I don’t own these boys, though I wish I did. I highly doubt they do the things I’d like them to. Sigh. I guess we can’t win them all, right? Not intended to insult in anyway.

Warning: Boy-on-boy sex. Well, it’s ( Read more... )

Title: ... Something
Pairing: Patrick Kane/Jonathan Toews
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: All of this is completely fictional. I do not purport to own the people about whom I write, or their images.
Summary: This is Jonny's Serious Voice.
Warnings: marijuana use.
Author’s Notes: I blame sheesusnat.

("What are you doing?")